Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Dear Blog,
Today I played Pre-Employment Girl and Delivery Girl.
Scenario 1
Pre-Employment (P.E.M.) Girl had to go down to The Company (insert evil, foreboding *chang chang chang* SFX) to collect a letter so that she could have a free Pre-Employment medical check up (to pick up a score of 50 P.E.M. points).
P.E.M. Girl waited about an hour before she met up with the head honcho at the top secret Fishtank of Employment deep in the bowels of The Company *chang chang chang* (scored 50 P.E.M. points for virtue of patience).
After that ordeal, P.E.M. Girl went for a power luncheon at the Hyatt with secret agent Momsie to decipher The Contract offered by The Company *chang chang chang*. Apparently P.E.M. Girl was to assume the guise of Senior DTP Artist for a Classified 3 year covert operation: Operation Serve-Your-Bond-You-Maggot!
To reward herself for her efforts thus far, P.E.M. Girl went into retail therapy with secret agent Momsie at a Waipai stock clearance sale for covert agents. She emerged with new additions to her super spy wardrobe. All the better for covert action.
Later at the medical examination, P.E.M Girl went through an X-Ray where they put her in a frumpy navy blue shift (despite protests that navy blue SOoo wasn't her colour) and ushered her into a secret back room where they told her that they were going to give her a shot of radiation to increase her super spy powers. Following that P.E.M. Girl discovered through the omnipotent powers of X-Ray that she had a spine that curved slightly to the left. Docteur Yap recommended that for P.E.M. Girl to be the ultimate spy, she'd better take up swimming regularly. If P.E.M. Girl didn't want those P.E.M. points so badly she'd tell him where to stick that..
Scenario 2
Delivery Girl (previously known as P.E.M. Girl) trudged up to the surface from the underground world clogged with smelly teenaged school children to breath the free Dhoby Gaut air. Armed with her own two legs, a Street Directory and a crummy MNG plastic bag filled with luminescent pre-packaged Grad Books which perhaps would be the salvation of some fledgling designers. Hmmm.. fresh blood...
She made her way through cumbersome human traffic to deliver her packages to the companies of 10AM Communications and Epigram.
One of the interesting things that caught her eye in the process was the name of one lost brother who used to be in the thrall of The Company *chang chang chang* aforementioned in Scenario 1. He's now out in the world in the service of 10AM. Delivery Girl actually has a brief acquaintance with the Creative Director of Epigram, being the daughter of the friend of his sister. She didn't get to meet him however since he was busy.. Quaint little design office in a quaint little house on Sophia Road. Delivery Girl wishes she could work in such a cosy little place.
On the way home, Delivery Girl journeyed all the way from Selegie to the bus stop behind Suntec City to catch the beast called The Bus that would bear her to her abode deep in the recesses of the Singaporean suburbs. The fact that Nicoll Highway was no more slipped her mind entirely and only after half an hour of waiting like a little nincompoop did she look up to see a sign high above with 20 point sized type telling commuters that the beasts of public transport did not run this route anymore.
With a HUGE sigh and fervent curses at her own stupidity, Delivery Girl made her way to the beasts alternative route and once she'd tamed the beast with the almighty EZ-Link card, she sat her ass numb on an hour long journey home.
Finis
Oh yeah.. Sam got her third ear piercing after a long time of mental and emotional debates two days ago. She has learnt that once you get inspired to do something, do it before time makes chicken shit outta ya. You only live once (that is if you don't believe in rebirth).
Today I played Pre-Employment Girl and Delivery Girl.
Scenario 1
Pre-Employment (P.E.M.) Girl had to go down to The Company (insert evil, foreboding *chang chang chang* SFX) to collect a letter so that she could have a free Pre-Employment medical check up (to pick up a score of 50 P.E.M. points).
P.E.M. Girl waited about an hour before she met up with the head honcho at the top secret Fishtank of Employment deep in the bowels of The Company *chang chang chang* (scored 50 P.E.M. points for virtue of patience).
After that ordeal, P.E.M. Girl went for a power luncheon at the Hyatt with secret agent Momsie to decipher The Contract offered by The Company *chang chang chang*. Apparently P.E.M. Girl was to assume the guise of Senior DTP Artist for a Classified 3 year covert operation: Operation Serve-Your-Bond-You-Maggot!
To reward herself for her efforts thus far, P.E.M. Girl went into retail therapy with secret agent Momsie at a Waipai stock clearance sale for covert agents. She emerged with new additions to her super spy wardrobe. All the better for covert action.
Later at the medical examination, P.E.M Girl went through an X-Ray where they put her in a frumpy navy blue shift (despite protests that navy blue SOoo wasn't her colour) and ushered her into a secret back room where they told her that they were going to give her a shot of radiation to increase her super spy powers. Following that P.E.M. Girl discovered through the omnipotent powers of X-Ray that she had a spine that curved slightly to the left. Docteur Yap recommended that for P.E.M. Girl to be the ultimate spy, she'd better take up swimming regularly. If P.E.M. Girl didn't want those P.E.M. points so badly she'd tell him where to stick that..
Scenario 2
Delivery Girl (previously known as P.E.M. Girl) trudged up to the surface from the underground world clogged with smelly teenaged school children to breath the free Dhoby Gaut air. Armed with her own two legs, a Street Directory and a crummy MNG plastic bag filled with luminescent pre-packaged Grad Books which perhaps would be the salvation of some fledgling designers. Hmmm.. fresh blood...
She made her way through cumbersome human traffic to deliver her packages to the companies of 10AM Communications and Epigram.
One of the interesting things that caught her eye in the process was the name of one lost brother who used to be in the thrall of The Company *chang chang chang* aforementioned in Scenario 1. He's now out in the world in the service of 10AM. Delivery Girl actually has a brief acquaintance with the Creative Director of Epigram, being the daughter of the friend of his sister. She didn't get to meet him however since he was busy.. Quaint little design office in a quaint little house on Sophia Road. Delivery Girl wishes she could work in such a cosy little place.
On the way home, Delivery Girl journeyed all the way from Selegie to the bus stop behind Suntec City to catch the beast called The Bus that would bear her to her abode deep in the recesses of the Singaporean suburbs. The fact that Nicoll Highway was no more slipped her mind entirely and only after half an hour of waiting like a little nincompoop did she look up to see a sign high above with 20 point sized type telling commuters that the beasts of public transport did not run this route anymore.
With a HUGE sigh and fervent curses at her own stupidity, Delivery Girl made her way to the beasts alternative route and once she'd tamed the beast with the almighty EZ-Link card, she sat her ass numb on an hour long journey home.
Finis
Oh yeah.. Sam got her third ear piercing after a long time of mental and emotional debates two days ago. She has learnt that once you get inspired to do something, do it before time makes chicken shit outta ya. You only live once (that is if you don't believe in rebirth).
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| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Very High |
| Schizoid: | Moderate |
| Schizotypal: | Very High |
| Antisocial: | Moderate |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | High |
| Narcissistic: | High |
| Avoidant: | Very High |
| Dependent: | High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
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