Lessons in Forever

I can't believe it..

I spent $1400 in 9 days.

Well most of it went into paying off previous debts and I charged like $300++ on my two new credit cards.. I'm SOOOoooo bad at money. It just slips through my fingers, or should that be bank account?

I am so screwed.

I can foresee being one of those people who go through life beggared by ever looming debts and later in the after life be plagued by the scourges of hell for dying before paying off my loans trying to break into heaven.. not like heaven's a possibility anyhow.. took a quiz on Jacques' blog and I have a higher chance of falling in love (not that that's very high) than going to heaven.. ALL THREE TIMES i took the quiz!

Thanks for the sign God.. that's a real motivational boost. And while you're at it.. I need a sugar daddy like now..? Preferably 'fuck'able and not 'fuck'd up..

Please?

Pretty please with sugar and pink candy floss on top?

No.. I don't mean to give you a tooth ache God.. no.. I didn't know you had sensitive teeth.. If I knew I'd have.. how about salads and everything green? No? They get stuck in your teeth? Don't you have dental floss? Ah crud.. oh wait.. crud's green too.. an icky green but.. AH FUCK IT! Send me a sugar daddy whenever you feel like it then.. Hey come back!! I promise I won't swear!!! Um pleeease...... with uh.. cheese?

On the upside.. I'Ma GOING TO HONGKONG during my leave (9-13th August in case anyone's wondering out there..)!!